I like Humour

I like Jay Leno, and the Tonight Show...

He can usually come up with thing like, "This bird flu is pretty is pretty scary. I spent an hour
last night rubbing Vicks Vapo-rub on my parakeet."

Or this one:

"In front of a crowd in Florida this past weekend, Al Gore said that, "The people of the United States are going to stand up and take our country back." And then the manager of the karaoke bar took the microphone away and said, 'Either sing or sit down buddy.'"

Or:

"President Bush made a surprise stop in Afghanistan today on his way to India. He didn't want to. He bought his ticket on priceline.com."

Or this:

"President Bush is back. He finished up his trip to India. He accomplished all he wanted to accomplish there. He signed a nuclear agreement, he got their pledge to help fight terrorism and he got his laptop fixed."

Or

"Here is a very odd story. A woman in Tennessee is now suing a local pharmacy after buying what she thought were birth control patches. They turned out to be nicotine patches. The good news, her new baby is now down to a half a pack a day."

Then there are fantastic humourists like Conan O'Brien: Earlier today at the White House, President Bush met with Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi. There was an awkward moment when Bush asked 'How long until the new season of The Sopranos?

And Tim Allen: "Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was
grounded."

But then only an Indian, would come up with something like this...: "My dad, he's a nuclear physicist, my mom, she's a mathematician, my brother is a chemical engineer..., and I like to
color." --Shashi Bhatia