Jay Hilligrass has the man flu, perhaps the most dangerous disease ever known.
This part is for Bhavna: Most men I know have had that. It usually means that the wife/woman has to wait on him, hand and foot, make all his favourite meals, mop his fevered brow and speak in low soothing tones. With expert care and attention from doting wife/woman, he will soon recover. Try forcing him some medicinal beer. Maybe a six-pack. You may need to tie him down for the beer medication. Oh, and there really is no reason to call a priest. Don't worry if he loses his appetite for you every hour or so. That bit usually comes right back. With a vengeance!
There, there, there Jay! I'm sure you'll get through it and be better soon.
New strains of the Man Flu virus spreads through cyberspace, I've heard...
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how do you do it Ronnie? do they pay you at Mindtree merely because of your decorative qualities? how did you manage to post one today???
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