tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-109995702024-03-19T13:18:46.613+05:30Meandering(s)Ronnie Jacob's intake, and outtake about a lot of things that goes around (and comes around). I am a professional photographer and an IT guy from Bangalore, India.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10999570.post-75763724825442242882009-07-08T17:00:00.002+05:302009-07-08T17:02:18.499+05:30France"Barack Obama was in Germany today, and 100,000 people showed up. There were so many Germans shouting and screaming that France surrendered just in case." -Craig FergusonUnknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10999570.post-74377217542186852372009-03-19T12:54:00.007+05:302009-03-19T13:19:52.725+05:30End Of The World. Or Is It?<span style="font-family:verdana;">The news and especially TV, went a little over board, if you know what I mean, when they were reporting on the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) at CERN, and the impending catastrophe when it swallowed the planet and spat us out into some blackhole or something.<br /><br />If you are one of those who remember that, and have been using is to explain your insomnia, you can always check </span><a href="http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/" target="_new"><strong><span style="font-family:verdana;">this site</span></strong></a><span style="font-family:verdana;"> for the latest status on any catastrophic, earth-engulfing side effects.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;">According to the people at CERN, the smaller the object you are studying, the bigger the detector you need to see it. That's the reason you need something that is 27 kilometers around, instead of something smaller like a microscope that you would use to study bacteria. After all, we are talking about sub-atomic particle here...</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10999570.post-88830310492548690462007-02-09T12:38:00.000+05:302007-02-09T12:50:26.220+05:30Belly Button Lint<strong><span style="font-family:verdana;color:#990000;">What is belly button lint?</span></strong><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">"A mixture of clothing fibers and dead skin is "surfed" into the typical belly button by mid-weight happy trails", suggests Karl Kruszelnicki of the University of Sydney. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeWwkLeAZ6f7X6_Ha3J9Pcd3aRAUs6wCeYSbXErwuLeaZC7ByjRdBdK63LrvqzpSkY39LpN3zbwzWzc86sPH3ziq_1AxEr7YFmRxG17o0o9QJu_EWpXhyphenhyphen9xVhM09T_9_UFsa7QTQ/s1600-h/Mena-Suvari.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5029430767772440482" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeWwkLeAZ6f7X6_Ha3J9Pcd3aRAUs6wCeYSbXErwuLeaZC7ByjRdBdK63LrvqzpSkY39LpN3zbwzWzc86sPH3ziq_1AxEr7YFmRxG17o0o9QJu_EWpXhyphenhyphen9xVhM09T_9_UFsa7QTQ/s200/Mena-Suvari.jpg" border="0" /></a>According to Wired, Mena Suvari and Britney Spears were spared this indignity, as were our Cro-Magnon ancestors. Why? Mena's outie doesn't collect it, Brit's piercing blocks it, and Ogg's thick body hair stopped fuzz migration.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10999570.post-33918214298478732722007-02-02T16:07:00.000+05:302007-02-03T08:12:21.123+05:30Destroy a meeting - How To Mini-Series<span style="font-family:arial;"><strong><span style="color:#990000;">We were about 9</span></strong> people in the conference room, meeting to discuss a new web portal. About 20 minutes into the meeting, I just had to message (SMS) another colleague across the table.<br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong>Me:</strong> This is sooo, boring.<br /><strong>He:</strong> I don't care, as long as I get my salary. Do you think this will lead to a physical fight?<br /><strong>Me:</strong> Let hope so, at least a cat-fight...<br /><strong>He:</strong> I hope there is a fight. There are a couple of others here I want to beat up.<br /><br />Well, that was the end of the meeting, as far as I was concerned. Choking, I had to leave the room, before everyone ended up with coffee sprayed from my nose...</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10999570.post-45897746841794271362007-01-24T08:26:00.000+05:302007-01-24T08:39:47.378+05:30I Am Being WatchedI think that someone must have surveillance equipment set up in my car, because every once in a while, someone on the radio will tell me what what station I'm listening to. It's the same with the TV in my living room.<br /><br />That really freaks me out, you know?<br /><br /><span style="color:#cccccc;">_</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0